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Armed Demotivational Poster


ARMED AND READY TO DEFEND HER CAR -


TAGS: carjack armed gun police
Rating: 4.1/5

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shmoe13 - January 10, 2011, 8:02 pm
if this is true thats great and awesome


Weather Balloons -


TAGS: force armed forces military cover up
Rating: 3.1/5

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agdaniele - June 9, 2010, 8:34 pm
never doubt the aggster.
matt - February 8, 2009, 5:31 pm
batman has a bat-weather balloon!


AN ARMED POPULACE... - An armed populace is a polite populace… Robert Anson Heinlein (July 7, 1907 – May 8, 1988)


TAGS: an armed populace is a polite populace
Rating: 4/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2010, 10:48 am
I dunno....I just tell's 'em like I see's 'em..
Anonymous2 - May 19, 2010, 10:39 am
Well then who did he steal it from because I heard that joke long before that.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2010, 9:26 am
That was hilarious Anonymous2.....when Chris Rock said it 10 years ago.
Anonymous2 - May 18, 2010, 10:33 pm
If we go to cheap guns, can we also go to expensive bullets? Seriously, if a gangbanger had to take out a mortgage to do a driveby, he'd be more careful about his aim.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 17, 2010, 10:01 pm
NOTHING that Heinlein ever said was wrong....Just different. Grok that m**********r?
ICEMAN - May 17, 2010, 8:02 pm
Please enlighten us forseti.
forseti - May 17, 2010, 3:47 pm
the statement is totally wrong, but i like the idea... I'll start collecting coins!


ARMED CHRISTMAS -




JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES - Wait 'til they knock on my door.


TAGS: jehovah s witness armed door knock redneck
Rating: 2.25/5

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reason - October 18, 2009, 4:39 pm
wow! it takes alot to impress me with an arsenal but this one is pretty d*** good. Everything you would need in case of jehovas witnesses... or zombies


COURAGE -


TAGS: nospiderswereharmedduringyourfeebleattempttoproveyourmanhood
Rating: 3.35/5

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Treehodger - March 6, 2010, 12:50 am
True story here. My neighbor had a 10 year old son, who literally broke down into tears and screaming / crying hysterically due to a tiny spider and his dad laughed and said "You're like a million times bigger then it! Pansy."
erock - February 5, 2010, 3:08 pm
sean, that is awesome!
Sean - April 7, 2009, 10:19 pm
Thank you. And the spider got away. I love spiders. Just not those daddy long legs -- those bastards creep me out big time. Rather hold a freakin' turantula. Thanks again. Bye.
agdaniele - April 7, 2009, 10:04 pm
Brilliant.


BETTER LISTEN NEXT TIME -


TAGS: armed conflict calendar sh** grandma
Rating: 4.74/5

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Airman - August 18, 2011, 3:54 pm
what he said
yaezille - August 18, 2011, 11:32 am
SEEMS BRO,U'R PISSED, AND U HAVEN'T PAYED ATTENTION THAT GRANDMOTHER STAYS IN HOME. IN DEED GRANDSONS ACT WRONG, ON THE CONTRARY IF U LEARNED IT 2DAY, MEANS THAT U DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT WHAT YOU FIGHT. SO PUT YOUR GUN DOWN, AND HAVE A DIA'LOGUE.


ARMED CONFLICT -




ARMED & DANGEROUS -


TAGS: usaf air force aircrew women armed dangerous c 130
Rating: 2.7/5

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know_it_all - March 15, 2010, 4:17 pm
mattress delivery? no wait dishwasher delivery, or is it an airborne sammich maker expo?
Cloudchaser - March 15, 2010, 12:25 am
Especially if it's an AC-130 gunship


WHO NEEDS ARMIES -


TAGS: armies army unarmed disarmed defeat pun
Rating: 3.9/5

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MO - March 8, 2010, 8:21 pm
I've got a 16 year old. Even she isn't as silly as me. This just struck me at the right time. Godd*** almost died laughing. Hope you're happy Chopper.
boeweizer - November 22, 2009, 3:07 am
i would give you a hand or 2 thumbs up but 5 lions are still good
Chopperliscious - November 21, 2009, 12:13 am
Cramps MO? Awww thanks - I've always thought my motifakes pretty armless ...
MO - November 20, 2009, 12:05 pm
I think I may need a doctor. I may have actually LMAO! Cramps, tears, strange looks from confused co-workers. (last one is nothing new though)
Chopperliscious - November 20, 2009, 1:52 am
Hey - do you know what armies are REALLY for??? Keeping your handies on ..... troll troll troll troll here kitty kitty kitty
Chopperliscious - November 19, 2009, 10:53 pm
It sort of de-feets the purpose eh
Sean - November 19, 2009, 10:51 pm
Truly evil.
Chopperliscious - November 19, 2009, 10:47 pm
This one is for those of you who are gluttons for pun-ishment....


FAULT LINES -


TAGS: it wasnt me it was the one armed man
Rating: 4.89/5

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mariand - March 10, 2012, 5:26 pm
truly fabulous said...


ONE GIANT LEAP -




I WONDER IF GAY-JET IS WELCOME NOW -


TAGS: g** armed forces
Rating: 3.18/5

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Anonymous2 - February 4, 2010, 10:51 pm
That's not a ghey-jet, that's a Veritech Fighter! Uh-oh. They're preparing for the invasion by those giants... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH!


DARK ARMED DRAGON - Look at what I just top decked!!!


TAGS: tye dark armed dragon sussmann top decked yu gi oh
Rating: 1.69/5

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Narutarded - April 18, 2009, 12:44 pm
It's a reference to the Yu-Gi-Oh! card game.


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